Today was a day full of paperwork. It amazes me how one simple fax could cause so much stress.
Our mortgage lender requested some documentation from us. They sent us a whole checklist of items that they wanted us to send to them. They requested that we FAX the information to them, and they even provided us with a prepopulated fax coversheet. (How gracious of them.)
In today's modern age, you would think that they would accept documentation via email transmission (scanned PDF). This is a major mortgage lender, not some Podunk, two-bit mortgage company.
Suffice it to say, after all of the highly confidential documentation was assembled, my fax ended up being 89 pages long. I went to our department's fax machine, which is a new machine with lots of impressive bells and whistles, and tried to send the fax. Do you realize that fax is dialup? I was immediately transported back to 1994. The machine grabbed the papers one painful page at a time, and grumbled each page slowly through. Mind you, the high fa'luten fax machine accepts pages face up, and I am transmitting confidential documentation such as paystubs, tax returns, bank statements, etc. I do trust my coworkers to be respectful of my privacy, but I couldn't just leave the documents there unattended and feel comfortable about it.
So, page 34 goes through and the transmission ends. The paperwork was so voluminous, that the document feeder couldn't handle the paper. Apparently modern technology can only go so far. So I restart the transmission and to send the rest of the 56 pages. In the meantime, I have to pee so bad my eyeballs are turning yellow.
By the time the last 56 pages were transmitted, I was about ready to punch somebody in the face.
Seriously. It's not even noon, yet.
I am jugging this with my regular job, which involves...you guessed it, paperwork. Part of my job as a contracts administrator involves obtaining signatures on contracts and processing the documents after they are signed.
About 3:00 in the afternoon I receive word from my husband that our realtor in Texas needs us to fill out some applications. More.....(say it with me)...paperwork. These things need to be handled during regular business hours, which means I have to get these filled out, scanned, and transmitted to Houston by the end of the business day.
I get it done, with about ten minutes to spare. However, I am feeling like a wrung out dishtowel. If filling out paperwork is causing this much stress, how am I going to handle the actual move? Oy vey!